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短小幽默的英语小故事1.Lady First 女士优先 A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it is not correct. The lady

Talking clock 会说话的钟 While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied.

Second language A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice. Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified

Where is the egg?Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?Student:In the cake,Sir.鸡蛋在哪里?老师:你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗?学生:可以.我昨天吃了一块蛋糕.老师:“鸡蛋”在哪?学生:在蛋糕里,先生

Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What

1 The old cat 猫An old woman had a cat.The cat was very old; she could not run quickly,and she could not bite,because she was so old.One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse.Bu

Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, staring at each other. Then the critic said, "I'll never make way for a fool." "But I will," with

There is a "Magic Fountain" in the small mountain village, where there is an old legend, all the young men and women who drink "Magic Fountain" on New Year's Eve, will marry one of the most ugly in second years or marry one of the most

Big Head“All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head”“Don't listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful

t. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA." 英语幽默笑话: | | | | | 网站首页 | 网站地图
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